Neighbor one was out mowing their lawn. Neighbor two (also a woman) approached her and the following conversation took place.
Neighbor two: Why are you was mowing the lawn?
Neighbor one: My husband just had knee surgery"
Neighbor two: Well I don't think a woman should be mowing the lawn.
Neighbor one: Well it doesn't take a penis to mow the lawn!
Many of you know my wife mows the lawn all the time. In fact she does a better job at it than I do. She even suggested I use this line next time sharing duties in the home is discussed at church. Probably not, but then again...