Saturday, March 9, 2013

Everything I Ever Needed To Know I Learned In Kindergarten, Including Wrestling

Every once in a while Matthew or Jacob feel like they want to challenge the old man. What they don't realize is that everything I ever needed to know about wrestling, I learned while in kindergarten from my brother. I was always "wrestling up a few weight classes" like they are now. Hopefully by the time they get close to my weight class, they'll be past the need to challenge the Alpha male. If not, I guess the Alpha male can always just withhold their inheritance.

My brother use to show me how to perform the cradle move all the time. Usually I was the victim, I mean wrestler in training.

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